The 4th of July holiday quickly approaches and its time to remind people of what might happen to be the absolute worst time of the year for our best friends, our dogs. Fireworks are fun for us but dog ears are much more sensitive than ours and the cacophonous assault of explosions must seem like World War 17 to them. So make sure your best friend is safe and sound while you light Chinese made fireworks to celebrate well over two hundred years of imperialism and subjugation by the powers that be. America, F$#k yeah. This is my dog Gonzo. May you all have many happy years with an awesome friend like him.